All's fine initially.....came to work early...got me my coffee and morning newspaper....classes starting at 8 so I have a good 30 minutes or so to flip through the papers and dive into great depths of Urban (for u ppl who dun read papers, it's a weekly tiny issue every thursday on the posh & nosh)...along came my achi (indian lady)....while I was reading Urban intensely, 'Feydaus, pass me Home section'....not looking up at her, i passed over the papers....*flip flip flip*....*hands me back the section....
Achi: U noe who died last week?
Me: *stun* (almost choked of my precious kopi)....who died?
Achi: My husband's friend's auntie's son-in-law's cousin's daughter....(can't rem the exact sequence of relation but it was damn long sial)
Me: *(-.-)"*
Achi: *sighing* poor girl....she's a veri good girl u noe...
Me: *eyes rolling* (without her noticing of coz)....how u noe?
Achi: I met her once last year at another one of my husband's friend's cousin wedding (this one i get it correct)...she said HI to me
Me: *WOW* (mentally stabbing her back with a scalpel and broken test-tube)....Oh ok...
Achi: Poor girl la she...*walks off with head shaking*
Me: *aku menyumpah serapah 10 bakol siol* (i cursed and swore 10 baskets worth)
Halo Madam....i dun really give a damn on who mati when or how, who gave birth, who broke his fingers, who cut hair, who's husband, who's pakcik or makcik, who's nenek, who blah blah blah....dun ever do tat to me early morning can?...the said person is not even my relation!!! haiyooo.......CILAKA! sepoil morning aku aje...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Oh did i mention before how much i hate it when i sms and ppl dun reply exactly to wat my question was? I juz nid a simple yes or no...
Here's an example:
Me: Do u wan me to set up the expt for tmw?
Mr S: Lessons end at 1
Me: (-.-)"
Who darn care even if lessons end at midnite rite?!!!
My question was farking simple ...juz a reply yes or no will suffice...but look at wat i got? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz nothing at all...shldn't have sms in the beginning...
Wasting my effort & $$$ onli....
Achi: U noe who died last week?
Me: *stun* (almost choked of my precious kopi)....who died?
Achi: My husband's friend's auntie's son-in-law's cousin's daughter....(can't rem the exact sequence of relation but it was damn long sial)
Me: *(-.-)"*
Achi: *sighing* poor girl....she's a veri good girl u noe...
Me: *eyes rolling* (without her noticing of coz)....how u noe?
Achi: I met her once last year at another one of my husband's friend's cousin wedding (this one i get it correct)...she said HI to me
Me: *WOW* (mentally stabbing her back with a scalpel and broken test-tube)....Oh ok...
Achi: Poor girl la she...*walks off with head shaking*
Me: *aku menyumpah serapah 10 bakol siol* (i cursed and swore 10 baskets worth)
Halo Madam....i dun really give a damn on who mati when or how, who gave birth, who broke his fingers, who cut hair, who's husband, who's pakcik or makcik, who's nenek, who blah blah blah....dun ever do tat to me early morning can?...the said person is not even my relation!!! haiyooo.......CILAKA! sepoil morning aku aje...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Oh did i mention before how much i hate it when i sms and ppl dun reply exactly to wat my question was? I juz nid a simple yes or no...
Here's an example:
Me: Do u wan me to set up the expt for tmw?
Mr S: Lessons end at 1
Me: (-.-)"
Who darn care even if lessons end at midnite rite?!!!
My question was farking simple ...juz a reply yes or no will suffice...but look at wat i got? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz nothing at all...shldn't have sms in the beginning...
Wasting my effort & $$$ onli....
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